Me? Nope not this time.. Bubba called me at work yesterday and said, boss is coming into town tomorrow - for one day - he never does this. What does this mean? It meant that probably Bubba was going to discover how the house works because he was going to be sans job...
Fast forward to today... boss didn't come into town - reprieve - and he's traveling next week. Go figure. One the one hand I'm glad he's still employed and has a place to go each day... on the other I was looking forward to a house bitch. (term of affection when hubby is home and wife is not... longer story)
On the third hand - because apparently I've morphed into an alien - I would fear for my home if Bubba was home alone for a full day - and I would have to start screening my calls for he would be calling - about every 30 minutes with stupid questions. Plus there is that whole hiding the bleach thing again.
Work is... nuts. Right before I left on my glorious weekend away from home... I got tasked for the major audit project - now has I have had a few days to not think about it and now that I'm in the middle of the muck and mire I'm still not happy but I have the wisdom of the older woman to basically tell the people freaking out that - lack of planning on your part does not a crisis on mine make. I will get you what I can get you and you'll like it. If not - produce your post-audit report and I'll go make up -er - go find the artifact you want. ;-)
Its nice to have help, and I have it but they are a bit clueless, no biggie I can direct direct clueless. My main issue is the daily tag up with a man who is usually pretty mellow - but this time he is like a teenager with a life time supply of Red Bull - Lou - sweetie - decaf. Find that California Mellow - seriously I may have to slap you up side the head. Metaphorically. (He's in San Diego)
Training camp starts Friday... ah Steeler football... hum... Steeler football - idiot QB, dire predictions no playoffs, 8-8 season - cripes. Screw it - hockey starts in October and I'm still hounding the websites for tickets to the winter classic. Yes paying through the nose to sit in an outdoor football stadium on New Year's Day freezing my backside off to watch a hockey game - through binoculars... I really need help.
that is all for today. Off to think of something for dinner. Heaven help me.
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