Who functions on this stuff???

Cold meds - you dirty minded bunch. Really. Haven't you all been paying attention - I lead a very boring life and lately it's been seriously quiet. Tuesday I stayed home, heavily medicated and attempting to nap... but my neighbors across the street chose that day to have every tree in their back yard removed, and chipped in the front yard... all day long...

And I found out that the History Channel has moved all its WWII programming to daytime programming. Actually I'm enough of a nerd to enjoy the science stuff they did to figure out the mysteries of Hitler's death and how the high ranking Nazi's got out of Germany after the war. Not good news to us Italian Catholics... but the Russians weren't much help either - so I'll hang on to that one.

I managed to cook dinner Tuesday night - it involved sauce, noodles and chicken here eat this. He's lucky he didn't get a phone call and a "pick up" or - we're eating soup.

Wednesday I managed to get moving - late - and managed to haul my backside into work. I don't know why -- oh yeah the HR lady was in with her good news presentation basically it was here are the tools, nag at HR to do their jobs and - good luck! Thanks pumpkin - this information might have been handy a week ago - we've managed to muddle our way through without you. Oh and when you sit in a room of people facing layoffs spouting statistics like 17% on-line hiring and 43% redeployment rate... best industry standard. Did she feel the vibe in the room like I did? The great sucking sound of hope? Maybe that's just me...

So today another day of moving shifting and applying for jobs. Again for those of you who don't know - I can not only make bacon, cook the bacon, serve the bacon but -- coat it in milk chocolate and serve it up so even a vegan health nut will find it appealing. Yes that's right boys and girls when it comes to her job - Aunt Ing can do it all! And she can keep it all a big dark secret. I should interview great sounding like Kermit's Aunt Mable with a 2-pack a day habit.

Back at it - and at least meds are making it fun...