OK I have 2 minutes...

Tuesday has been a wreck - Monday was a sink hole - the rest of my week isn't looking much better.

Here is my week thus far - and remember (I keep having to remind myself) that today is just TUESDAY!

As previously or not mentioned we have 2 major software releases next week. One Monday and one Thursday. The Test team here here has been labeled - well "challenged" which led to my last - last minute visit to Huntsville AL. I am desperately trying not to go again as it would ruin my weekend - my food munchies party would have to be cancelled I've got two doctor appointments tomorrow!! Cripes.

Now the lead tester just walked in I've got 30 seconds to get back in there we have to do a hard target search for the tester I'm supposed to be sitting on. At this rate I'm going to tie him to the freaking chair! Every step forward I've tried to accomplish today I've had to stop and wait the better part of an hour because something didn't get done right! Grumble Grumble b*tch, b*tch whine whine... yeah yeah yeah.

Now I have to POP off at my Quarterback, first son, it's called shower and a haircut. Figure that out Ben sugar, people tend to think better of a well groomed person than a greasy unkempt hood. And thanks to the Georgia DA I now have more flipping information of your nocturnal activities that ANYONE would ever want to know. YOU FLIPPING IDIOT.

Lock yourself away until Training Camp, enjoy your suspension and I hope they hit your wallet hard. There are 6000 other ways to enjoy being a QB and a young man, forcing a girl in the lowest of low situations endears you to no one. Go find Jerome and get your sh** together.

/End Rant. Back to beating up testing.

Oh - and please ignore the news wire flash about 5:30 today that states, "Women buys out wine and beer supply in Northern VA Target. She said she was thirsty."

And I will be.


UPDATE NUMBER 2: Guess who will be on a 6 AM flight to Huntsville AL tomorrow? You guessed it - its your favorite Aunt Ing and mine... ME. I have cancelled 3 appointments tomorrow, and my party for Saturday. I can't do party with Bubba home alone for three days and ask him to shop, clean or anything else related to anything constructive.

I may have to hit up the Giant across the street too.. Target's selection is dwindling quickly.

I'm booking an all over body rub this weekend and I'm going to try and figure out how to make my boss pay for it. Stay tuned. Oh and Gigs - great comment and trust me it will be me.