Today is Tuesday... right? These old broads are kicking my pa-toot-ie... on the up side I didn't have a 6:30 AM breakfast and I am not currently sitting in a meeting in a dress... I got to sleep through my 3 martini hangover... Queen Nana and her tolerance of one half of a glass of anything smelling fermented had 2 chocolate martini's and was guided home by yours truly and her roommate... we'll get back to the drinking...
First the banquet - there was so much bling it would make a rap concert look like amature hour at the gold factory. Now there were 2 gowns of note... first chubby chick one - whom I have seen previously and apparently she's very proud of her tattoos, and wants everyone to see them. On her chubby uncovered arm and the one on her upper breast as she thought the top of a gown wasn't worth the money... yep you guessed it strapless gown or for the banquet she went upscale and wore a small piece of fabric over one shoulder but still managed to show off both very artful tattoos for everyone to enjoy... (now remember boys and girls I am a member of the chubby girls club - so I can call chubby chubby... and when you are not a size 10 sometimes more cover is a bit better - just saying)
Second dress was pointed out to me by a lady at our table, a very nice older lady, aged 76, who first complimented me on my gown, then pointed out the neon orange dress at the table behind us... now she too was a member of the chubby girl's club but I would put her on the skinny end of the club; but in the "girls" department she's build like a brick s-house. And apparently she is very proud of her girls because she encased them - mostly in that bright and I do mean bright neon orange plunging neckline that ended just about her belly button and when you got the side shot from princess sunkist - you got a serious flash of boob-age. I will compliment the gal - they were staying in place - high and tight - and if she had sneezed Sweet Georgia Brown we would have had one heck of show and I'm betting a few lost Shriners... old men can't take that kind of shock.
So me and Queen Nana's roommate duck out of the speeches early as we were told we had to go to something called ooga - booga. Mom too was supposed to duck out - but she took another water fowl path and chickened out... stayed for the whole thing which made me a bit nuts as I wasn't going to do this without my mother to enjoy my humiliation... She made it - she was late - I survived my 5 minutes and I am swore to tell no tales... old broads more costumes and foolishness - all in good fun.
THEN (and finally) we get back to Drunken Queen and her court jesters. We're at the hotel bar and the happier Queen Nana got the louder she got - and the girls kept up with her... but she needed that and I'm glad I am here and sharing in all her queen dome.....
(Interrupted and now we're on to Wednesday) -- EDIT no we're NOT.... all above was MONDAY.. today is Tuesday... kill me kill me now.
Tuesday night was the night of never ending skits and dancing... picture it, women in silly costumes, dancing about with scarves, boas, you name it... it went on forever... finally it ended, we got back to our room got comfy and then we got to go to my Maryland Mom's room for drinks and chat and mellow out.. then we came back to our room and died.
I am crossing my fingers that FINALLY they have fixed the AC.. I called this morning I went down at lunch and finally this room is cooling off... I cannot sleep in these hot rooms and its starting to show.. On the up side I'm taking mom out to dinner tonight at THE place that is down town Indianapolis... steaks of course as there isn't a large body of water close by.
So with that - me the old broads and my tired backside are heading out and about - this should be entertaining... more later I hope.
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