I am amazed the man doesn't squeek...

Of course I'm talking about Bubba - and the man gets any cheaper he's going to discover just how expensive life can be... yeesh.   I really need to find a psychologist to explain to me how this man thinks!   I asked about the one bill I didn't pay this afternoon and he has a fit... seriously?  I missed the Delta next to the statement - sue me.   Yeesh it took me 2 minutes to pay the darn thing and 5 for his little fit.  Grow up.

However I am enjoying the fact that as we speak he's outside cleaning up the back yard - and I am not. Nor will I until the end of July.   Oh yeah babe milking this for all it's worth... Now he's out mowing the lawn I will do dinner shortly, he will do it later and all will be peace in our land.

Now if we could just find the right Gama ray to make his tight fisted hand a little less so - life boys and girls would not be so bad.

Yeesh - I will say it again because it helps to keep the murder plots from forming - I am not a jolly good time girl with my money.  I have to get up go work every blessed day and earn it - and this week I earned every blessed dime.   I do not buy designer shoes for 500 bucks a pop, I do not shop at Sacks or any other puffed up place.  I buy Mary Kay, I wear Dress Barn, I do like the discount designer shoe store - all $50 a pop or cheaper because I usually shop the clearance rack first... and yet my idiot husband thinks I'm spending him into the poor house.   Seriously??  I was out of commission for 2 weeks in June.  July is my birthday - I'm going shoe shopping get over yourself.   I buy gas, groceries, and gifts for other people - including your family who apparently are trying to up the population in Western PA.... by themselves.   I digress...

And I'm tired of this topic. 

I'm going to plan our vacation trips off the boat... yeah spend more of his money... BWAAA HAHAHA... ahem.  you get the idea.

After I get my 2 ounces of protein - I think I'm hungry - or it could be gas - I have a hard time making that determination until it's too late.   I wonder why the dogs don't sleep close anymore? 

Have a great weekend I may post again - depending on how big of an ass hat Bubba decides to wear all weekend... and considering we're going to VA to have dinner with my friends... should be an XL by Saturday afternoon...

Ah the joys of marriage and compromise.. do I use the gun or the knife and is that hole deep enough?

Stay cool....