We usually shoot those varmits... right?

With a half hearted apology to the lovely little town in PA completely dedicated to this one day of the year - its time to shoot that critter. It took me 2.5 hours to get home this evening - and the roads aren't even snow covered... yet...

Guess what its doing outside again boys and girls - and guess who isn't home to deal with it! Right on both counts.... it's snowing again and Bubba just left on a jet plane. Another 2-6 inches by morning... oh joy oh bliss... shoot me now but not before I take that overgrown rat in PA with me. 6 more weeks of winter - are you freaking kidding me? I had enough winter before Christmas... and trust me I've had plenty more since... bitter cold more snow, ice, rain, mess, more cold, winter-y mix and more flipping cold. Where is my brown February? Where I'm outside in a sweatshirt with the pups enjoying a bit of low sunshine and smiling? Hum? Hey - global warming nuts - WTH? eh? Enough already - we're done here - go to Canada - they like this shit...

And apparently I'm having some sort of break down - won't this be fun? On the up side I will not have to content with a commute into work tomorrow as it is my regularly scheduled work day at home... what joy what bliss let us all dance about the room... (and there is still a bit of breakdown occurring apparently... hang on)

OK - deep cleansing breath - don't look outside - and relax... ahhhhhh deep breath in, deep breath out... it's all good... nope still pissed.

Here is the plan - we aren't going to mention that word any more... you know the one - the stuff falling from the sky... oh sure it looks all Currier and Ives for 15 minutes then you have to shovel that crap and then the plow comes through leaving the foot high wall of compacted snow at the bottom of your driveway... Crap I said the word again.

Practice with me - we won't mention that "stuff" we won't talk about it, think about it whine about it - it will get bored and GO AWAY. Please. Oh and did I mention we might get a "significant event" here this weekend... screw that I'm going home to Mom. She's got a "stuff" blower... that may just grow legs and walk way until June - when I think all this crap will finally stop falling from the sky. ... I mean really - the weather man said we got 3 inches all of last winter - we started the winter with 2 feet...

I'm off to nuke dinner and move on with my evening... check tomorrow I might just post something really crazy.. like pass the suntan oil... stay tuned from the white out.