You know you've seen enough snow when...

Your digital camera flashes messages stating you need more friends and they need to get out more...

You saw the newspaper in the driveway when you got up, by the time you put on enough clothes to go outside and get it... you can't find it (and it's in yellow plastic)

Every window you look out of you have to angel your head just so to see something other than white...

The backyard is quickly getting devoid of trees, and the 2X2 patch of grass you dug out an hour ago - is gone... replaced with a growing patch of yellow snow..

When the news reporters actually state on the air - THEY are sick of snow coverage. After all how many times can you say "roads are crap, stay home, nothing is open and I am sick and tired of standing by the side of the road in the freezing cold telling you this stuff"

You laughed like heck when your boss in FLORIDA graciously approved your request to stay home and work from there... like I was going to try and go in if he didn't approve it... butthead

Your father-in-law called and talked for the better part of 10 minutes about weather, life and where darling Bubba was (normal conversations are 2 minutes max). But I think he's mostly happy to be home alone! ;-)

The view outside my office window is quickly becoming nothing but the growing mound of snow... I can still see the tips of the dog wood tree and the evergreen in the distance... when it blows... it's all white...

You start to think you should have bought some spray paint at the Home Depot yesterday to mark important landmarks around the house... like the front door, the back door, the windows... just in case you need rescued.

You know you've seen enough snow when can open your bedroom window blinds and dress and know that NO ONE will see you because you can't see the house behind yours...

You begin to wonder if the freezer full of food is enough to see you through this storm... (just you)

You spent your evening having a deep discussion about the meaning of life with your dog... and she nodded off on you...

You consider the "travel to the Bahamas" commercial some kind of waterboarding...

You begin googling voodoo priestesses to see if there is some kind of curse on your neighborhood and what you could do from home to make it stop...

You begin to wonder what your NEIGHBORS have done so anger the snow gods and if you buried them under all this snow would they ever be found? And would there be any incriminating evidence left after this stuff melts?

you think it isn't expecting too much from your husband that he should present some kind of sparkly present for Valentine's Day for his managing to be on the other side of the country for ALL 3 winter storms we've had? I thought not.

You begin to wonder if you will have to wear winter boots for your next birthday party - in July.

You update your Last Will and Testament to state, let the husband dig my fanny out; and let the nieces fight over what's left...he gets nothing.

And finally that info-mmercial about the solar snow removal system doesn't sound so far fetched after all...


oh yeah... oh so seen enough...........